My “Not so Typical” MBTI Type

Way too much fun! So I am well versed in the Meyers-Briggs Per­son­al­ity Indi­ca­tor test (used it like mad in Res Life), but the expla­na­tions for each per­son­al­ity type on this page cracked me up (and rang a bit true). Here is my “type” accord­ing to the “Not your typ­i­cal MBTI Types” wisdom:

ENTJ: The Evil Overlord

The ENTJ is best char­ac­ter­ized by his charisma, his abil­ity to grasp com­plex sit­u­a­tions and to think flex­i­bly and cre­atively, his keen and active intel­li­gence, and his over­whelm­ing desire to crush the world beneath his boot. ENTJs are nat­u­rally out­go­ing and love the com­pany of other peo­ple, par­tic­u­lalry min­ions, hench­men, slaves, and the oth­ers they rule with ruth­less efficiency.

ENTJs usu­ally die at the hand of secret gov­ern­ment agents in a fiery cat­a­clysm that destroys their entire under­ground fortress. Often, Evil Over­lords will have a secret clone whose implanted mem­o­ries con­tain all the knowl­edge and ambi­tion of the orig­i­nal, stored in cry­onic sus­pen­sion in a safe loca­tion. The clone will appear in a sequel.

RECREATION: ENTJs enjoy spend­ing their leisure time in groups, seek­ing out the com­pany of oth­ers with whom they can exchange strate­gies and ideas, and test their mind con­trol rays. They also enjoy com­pet­i­tive games which chal­lenge them intel­lec­tu­ally, such as chess, go, and “tell me where the mis­siles are or I’ll open the pirhana cage and the girl dies.”

COMPATIBILITY: Ideal com­pan­ions include ENTPs, whose inven­tive natures often most use­ful; and ESTJs, who make excel­lent hench­men once the neural realign­ment is com­plete. ENTJs often employ the ser­vices of ISTJs but don’t usu­ally make good roman­tic part­ners with them. Under no cir­cum­stances should an ESTJ ever date an ENFJ; no good can come of it.

Famous ESTJs include Ming the Mer­ci­less, John Big­boote, and Charles Mont­gomery Burns.